In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.

文学的真谛在于其超越时空的能力，连接不同时代和地域的灵魂。

"Sometimes the most dangerous people are the ones who seem the most ordinary."

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

War is an ugly thing， but not the ugliest of things； the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.