幽默是处理生活荒谬性的一种方式。

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

近似的艺术就是工程的艺术。

If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me, without my stir.

The responsibility of agricultural scientists is to make the land produce more grain and let farmers harvest more.