一个好故事应该让你既笑又哭。

The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measure anew every time he sees me, while all the rest go on with their old measurements.

You can't please everyone, so don't try.

令人惊讶的是，如果一个人花了一小笔钱不理解它，那么他理解它是多么困难。