I'm the reason your life won't change.

Aim to die broke. Give to your beneficiaries before you die； it’s more fun and useful. Spend it all. Your last check should go to the funeral home and it should bounce. 

The Internet is the most revolutionary thing I’ve seen in my entire life.

Success is not about what you accomplish in your life, it's about what you inspire others to do.

我们都痴迷于阴谋论，但我们也痴迷于一切背后都有阴谋的想法。