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守远不若守近,守多不若守约,守正不若守奇,守阔不若守狭,守深不若守浅。
在远处防守不如在近处防守,把守太繁琐不如把守要塞,用常法把守不如用出奇制胜的方法,把守宽阔的地方不如把守狭窄的地方,在深处把守不如在浅处把守。
I want to be remembered as someone who was kind and made people happy.
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
On morals: "The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people to take out second mortgages on their home so they can go on vacation. That's approaching evil."
"A good picture book is like a good joke - it needs perfect timing."