Humor is a way to deal with the absurdity of life.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

I don't rap for dead presidents. I'd rather see the president dead.

每天起床的时候，争取变得比你昨天更聪明一点。

Courtesy costs nothing. Lower the toilet seat after use. Let the people in the elevator exit before you enter. Return shopping carts to their designated areas. When you borrow something， return it better shape (filled up， cleaned) than when you got it.

我们不仅仅生产钢铁；我们构建现代文明的支柱。

The road to success is always under construction.