The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

作家的职责是打破平静。

Success in business comes from understanding people, not just products.

I write fiction and I'm told it's autobiography, I write autobiography and I'm told it's fiction, so since I'm so dim and they're so smart, let them decide what it is or it isn't.

经验只是我们给错误取的名字。

我爱你，我是个怪物，但我爱你。

我是那种会让你想要停止吸毒的人。