Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

我从不考虑过去，我总是考虑下一场比赛。

The best discoveries come when you're not afraid to break the rules.

我不是在装酷，我只是在做自己。

I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids.

我们必须通过文学来理解我们的历史。