Eyes deceive and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble!
Tears are not the only weapon a woman has. The best one is between her legs.
我首先是个妈妈,其他都是其次。
有些崇拜我的人常常说我的头脑几乎有一只篮子那么大,不过他们不肯说出这只篮子的尺寸。
我不是为记录而比赛。它们自然而然地出现,唯一重要的是球队获胜。