出自《花前劝酒吟》。水是万古以来的最无情的绿色，酒是千年以来可以让人长寿不老的丹药。

生活如果不搞笑的话那将成为一幕杯具。

The great question which, in all ages, has disturbed mankind, and brought on them the greatest part of their mischiefs, has been, not whether there be power in the world, nor whence it came, but who should have it.

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man.

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

笑和哭都是对挫折和疲惫的反应。我自己更喜欢笑，因为之后需要清理的少。

"The magic of reading is that it allows us to live a thousand lives."

The true end of satire is the amendment of vices by correction.

教育的真正目标是唤醒灵魂。

我不会为了讨好任何人而改变自己。