The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

我需要一杯酒，我需要很多人寿保险，我需要一个假期，我需要一个乡下的家。我有的是一件外套，一顶帽子和一把枪。

新闻自由是英国人所有的公民、政治和宗教权利的保障。