That's the only trouble with being a dog...they never tell you anything…
查尔斯·舒尔茨
花生漫画之父

查尔斯·舒尔茨(Charles M. Schulz),1922年11月26日出生于美国明尼苏达州,是花生漫画之父,他1950年开始创作史努比系列漫画,五十年来史努比、查理·布朗等故事人物的触角,已延伸至全球七十五个国家,透过21种翻译本刊登在2600家报纸上,以及3亿本漫画和50部卡通,估计每天陪伴3亿5千万读者一同欢笑。2001年又陆续刊登了查尔斯·舒尔茨在世时未发表的画稿。

Yesterday I was a dog..today I'm a dog...Tomorrow I'll probably Still be a dog...There's so little hope for advancement!

昨天我是一只狗……今天我是一只狗……明天我可能还是一只狗……唉!这进步的希望真是小啊!

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But how can you do push-ups when your nose gets in the way?

如果让鼻子挡住了,该怎么做俯卧撑呢?

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We all need someone to kiss away our tears.

我们都需要有人来吻干我们的眼泪。

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Eyes deceive and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble!

眼睛会欺骗人,双腿会累死人,但胃却专给人找麻烦!

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Laughing is good for you if you don't kill yourself.

笑对人有益,只要不出人命就好。

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Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog…

有时候当狗还真难。

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I didn't think I was ever going to get a sensible question.

我大概永远也遇不到任何合理的问题。

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The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything!

一只小狗只有在什么都不干的情况下才会受到表扬。

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Don't feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don't know who they are or what they are.

别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。

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That's the only trouble with being a dog...they never tell you anything…

当狗就是这点不好,别人什么事都不告诉你……

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The secret of life is to look good at a distance.

生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。

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Chocolate chip cookies are red. Chocolate chip cookies are blue. Chocolate chip cookies are sweet. So are you.

巧克力饼干是红色的,巧克力饼干是蓝色的,巧克力饼干是甜甜的,你也是甜甜的。

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You play with the cards you're dealt...whatever that means.

将一副人生烂牌打得风生水起、妙趣横生,别管它到底是什么意思。

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It takes courage to sail in uncharted waters...

在没有航海图的海域上航行是需要勇气的。

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It's sort of sad when you think of a kid like that going through life without a sense of humor...

一个毫无幽默感的小孩要走过漫漫人生,真悲哀。

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I find myself always worrying about tomorrow...Then when tomorrow becomes today, I start worrying about tomorrow again...

我发现自己一直会担忧明天,当明天变成今天时,我又开始担忧起明天来。

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I only dread one day at a time!

我一次只担心一天的生活。

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Security is sleeping in the back seat of the car...When you're a little kid, and you've ben somewhere with your Mom and Dad, and it's night, and you're riding home in the car, you can sleep in the back seat...You don't have to worry about anything...Your Mom and Dad are in the front seat, and they do all the worrying...But it doesn't last! Suddenly, you're grown up, and it can never be that way again!

安全感就是能在小汽车的后座上睡觉。小时候,爸妈开车带你出门,到了晚上,你不知不觉在后座上睡着了……你啥都不用担心,爸妈就在前座上,他们负责忧虑一切……但是这样的时间很短暂,一不小心你就变成了那个坐在前面的成年人,而成年人永远失去了在后座睡觉的权利。

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Great truths are even more simple than I thought they were....

伟大的真理比我想象的还简单。

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