Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

Everymorning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything!

可持续性不是一种趋势；这是我们对后代的责任。

预测未来的最好方法就是发明它。