I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room. The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all.
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
It's sort of sad when you think of a kid like that going through life without a sense of humor...