Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
绝不要和愚蠢的人争论,他们会把你拖到他们那样的水平,然后回击你。
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that when I ask for a watercress sandwich I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
在黑暗中,两件事对所有男人都是共同的:恐惧和对光明的渴望。