"The only way to have a friend is to be one."

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

——发表《中国国民党北伐宣言》，1924年9月18日

在一个无意义的世界里，追求快乐是唯一有意义的活动。

I have often been asked how my plays come about. I cannot say. Nor can I ever sum them up. I can only say that this is what happened. That is what they said. That is what they did.