美貌是所有理性男人都愿意掉入的陷阱。

所有女人都会变得像自己的母亲，这是她们的悲剧。男人则否，这是他们的悲剧。

我不喜欢结局皆大欢喜的小说，这种小说让我沮丧不已。

一只系得妥帖的领结，就是人生认真的第一步。

每当有人跟我聊天气，我总觉得那肯定有弦外之音。

突然发现自己终此一生只讲真话，对一个人来说一件很恐怖的事情。

Good looks are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, that’s his.

I don’t love novels that end happily. They depress me so much.

A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.

Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel certain that they mean something else.

It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth.