
女人
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
I don’t know that women are always rewarded for being charming. I think they are usually punished for it.
Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between sexes.
There is only one real tragedy in a woman’s life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
I prefer women with a past. They are always so damned amusing to talk to.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, that’s his.
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriages make her look like a public building.
Nothing spoils a romance so much as sense of humour in the woman—or the want of it in the man.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
She wore far too much rogue last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sigh of despair in a woman.