I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling, are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisitiveness, meanness, egotism and self-interest, are the traits of success.

我不是一个恶棍，我是一个现实主义者。

幽默是伟大的，是拯救的。一旦它出现，我们所有的烦恼和怨恨都会消失，取而代之的是一种阳光的精神。