Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
"The world is not a stage, but a madhouse. The actors are not performers, but inmates."