I'm not perfect, but I'm limited edition.

听我说话就像一场头脑旅行，因为我只给你那些你和朋友在客厅里开玩笑的东西。

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

不信你短短观察几天，就不如初次的印象好了。