These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

The Internet is a reflection of our society and that mirror can be either flattering or unflattering depending on who is looking.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I’m not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.