Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

The key to success is to keep pushing yourself.

乔治·华盛顿是奴隶主对吧？那华盛顿的地位因此受损了吗？那我们是不是还得拆除华盛顿的雕像啊？

其实要与众不同不是什么难事。我们都有独特之处，可以从不同的角度来看。我觉得与众不同其实很好，因为你有不同的想法。你也许可以在某一方面有影响。

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places.

定理让我兴奋；证明让我厌倦。我的头脑不适合做那些繁琐、细致的工作，去证明我已经知道是正确的东西。

And what I noted, since the really big ideas carry 95 percent of the freight, it wasn’t at all that hard for me to pick up all the big ideas and all the big disciplines and make them a standard part of my mental routines. Once you have the ideas, of course, they are no good if you don’t practice. You don’t practice, you lose it.

最终，我们都只是故事，我们能期望的最好结果就是成为一个好故事。