Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her look like a public building.

Virtue! a fig! 'tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners.

A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.

在黑暗中，两件事对所有男人都是共同的：恐惧和对光明的渴望。

我们都在阴沟里，但仍有人仰望星空。