如果你想走得快，独自前行；如果你想走得远，结伴同行。

我不在乎你是黑人、白人、异性恋、双性恋、同性恋、女同性恋、高、矮、胖、瘦、富有或贫穷。只要你对我好，我就对你好。就这么简单。

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."