The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

The past is what you remember, imagine you remember, convince yourself you remember, or pretend you remember.

预测未来的最好方法就是创造未来。

I'm not afraid to take a stand. Everybody come take my hand. We'll walk this road together, through the storm. Whatever weather, cold or warm.

我是那种会让你想抽更多烟的人。

没有力量的正义是徒劳的，没有正义的力量是暴政。

The opinions of the wise are alike, but fools have their own way.

I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.